Phone rings during the school day. It's Rocco.
R: Mom I stepped on a nail at school. Me: WHAT?!?! R: I stepped on a nail. Me: How?!?! R: It was on the ground. Me: What do you mean it was on the ground? R: It was on the ground and I stepped on it. Me: Can you please give me more details? R: I was in woodshop and I stepped on it. Me: YOU DON'T TAKE WOODSHOP! R: I know. Me: Okay let's try this another way....Fill in the blank "I was in woodshop because ________________." R: I was in woodshop because my friend needed help. Me. Fill in the blank... "I was in the woodshop during _________________(which class did you skip?) R: I was in the woodshop during lunch because my fried needed help. Me: My god Rocco....just stop going to places where you don't need to be. R: The trainer wants me to ask you when my last tetanus shot was. Me: I don't know, Rocco! Let me find out and call you back. The end! Enjoy!
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