They say that, "it's all about perspective. Change your view. Change your life."
I know you think I am going to try to inspire you with this post, but, I’m not. [Insert the sound of a record scratching] I sat in pee today. That’s right, I sat in actual adult human pee. How did this happen, you may ask....I’ll tell you. It all started this afternoon as Erynn, Alicia and I were interviewing candidates for our EL tutor position. This sweet old lady came for an interview (she’s a former school librarian---I think this information will help you visualize her). She had a lot of stories to share and she sat happily in one of my colorful chairs for about 20 minutes while she shared her education experiences. She was delightful, not the right person for the job, but delightful nonetheless. After our she left, I got up and walked to my desk. Alicia, Erynn and I were talking as we waited for our next interview to arrive. For some reason, as I walked back to the table, I decided to sit in the chair our candidate had just been sitting in. About 3 seconds later, I realized that I felt a strange wetness on the back of my leg. My brain wasn’t processing what I was feeling so I stayed seated for about 10 more seconds before I jumped up and said “I’m wet, why am I wet?!?!” At which time the three of us realized that there was a giant puddle of pee in the chair. Kim came in to assist. The chair has was thrown away and I wiped myself off with Lysol wipes…then, we welcomed our next EL tutor interview as if nothing happened. As they say, "it's all about perspective. Change you view. Change your life." Right? Wrong….no matter how I look at it, I sat in pee today. No inspiration here but maybe a warning, check your chair before sitting.
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